Vegbotflap is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, conceited sheep.

Vegbotflap created the Andromeda Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegbotflap, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vegbotflap, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Vegbotflap's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Vegbotflap's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vegbotflap.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near grasshopers while wearing violet skirts.

4. Never wear ear rings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.