Flapragdab is a god.

He takes the form of a large, humane porpoise.

Flapragdab created the planet Saturn nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flapragdab, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Flapragdab, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Flapragdab's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Flapragdab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Always help ants.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.