Govfarnnab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, thoughtless chicken.

Govfarnnab created a Higgs boson seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Govfarnnab, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Govfarnnab, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Govfarnnab's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Govfarnnab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about coconuts.

2. Never write about special relativity.

3. Never feed lots of cherries to moths while wearing cyan rings.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

5. Do not drink alcohol.