Hanrighim is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, unthoughtful finch.

Hanrighim created the solar system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hanrighim, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hanrighim, it will ignore you.

Hanrighim's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Hanrighim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never think about electromagnetism near swans while wearing red ear rings and balancing six carbon spheres on your chest.

3. Do not speak about wheat.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hanrighim.

5. Do not stand on grass.