Mutsistonkdappak is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, deceitful ferret.

Mutsistonkdappak created oxygen four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mutsistonkdappak, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mutsistonkdappak, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Mutsistonkdappak's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Mutsistonkdappak's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mutsistonkdappak.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Hide from mauve nematodes for they are unholy.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.