Gessgadhim is a god.

It takes the form of a large, strong wyvern.

Gessgadhim created the Virgo Supercluster two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gessgadhim, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gessgadhim, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Gessgadhim's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Gessgadhim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair yellow.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Always help sick geese.

4. Never go into orange rooms.

5. Always look after injured doves.