Hensombopgumwigpad is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, omniscient otter.

Hensombopgumwigpad created the planet Saturn two million years ago.

If you believe in Hensombopgumwigpad, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hensombopgumwigpad, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Hensombopgumwigpad's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Hensombopgumwigpad's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling space in magenta.

3. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Hensombopgumwigpad on top of all buildings.

4. Never write about quantum gravity.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.