Tankoncenfetbarn is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, intelligent dragon.

Tankoncenfetbarn created a photon four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tankoncenfetbarn, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tankoncenfetbarn, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Tankoncenfetbarn's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Tankoncenfetbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep nine snails in a large pit.

2. Always help squirrels in need.

3. Badgers are not to be trusted.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Retreat if seven tapirs approach from the north.