Babdobwon is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, able octopus.

Babdobwon created the planet Mars seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Babdobwon, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Babdobwon, it will turn you into a goat.

Babdobwon's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Babdobwon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Do not kill ducks.

3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

4. You must never eat parsnips.

5. Never chant near badgers.