Sasdantarp is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, quiet aardvark.

Sasdantarp created carbon two years ago.

If you believe in Sasdantarp, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Sasdantarp, she will destroy your favourite star.

Sasdantarp's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Sasdantarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

2. Retreat if five cats approach from the west.

3. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

4. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Sasdantarp in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always treat nematodes with great respect.