Cissnigbonk is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, bad-tempered elephant.

Cissnigbonk created Africa eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cissnigbonk, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cissnigbonk, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Cissnigbonk's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Cissnigbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling space.

2. Never go into gray rooms.

3. Do not take Cissnigbonk's name in vain.

4. Do not eat bread.

5. Never talk about special relativity near goats while wearing black coats and balancing seven titanium spheres on your feet.