Getragyikflamstan is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, proud zebra.

Getragyikflamstan created energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Getragyikflamstan, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Getragyikflamstan, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Getragyikflamstan's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Getragyikflamstan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help foxes.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never think ill of sick snakes.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always wear brown.