Ripdimmad is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, awe-inspiring wombat.

Ripdimmad created Asia seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ripdimmad, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Ripdimmad, she will torture you forever.

Ripdimmad's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Ripdimmad's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight geese approach from the north.

2. Always obey Ripdimmad's priests.

3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Ripdimmad on top of all buildings.

4. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

5. You must pray to Ripdimmad nine times a day.