Buttargnur is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, dishonest shrew.

Buttargnur created parasitic wasps five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Buttargnur, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Buttargnur, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Buttargnur's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Buttargnur's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never hop in holy places.

4. Never think about quantum gravity near badgers while wearing yellow corsets and balancing five aluminium spheres on your chest.

5. Never mention mice.