Busbesstab is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, kind jellyfish.

Busbesstab created water seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Busbesstab, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Busbesstab, he will turn you into a dog.

Busbesstab's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Busbesstab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.