Tanhadgat is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, calm horse.

Tanhadgat created a Higgs boson four million years ago.

If you believe in Tanhadgat, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tanhadgat, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Tanhadgat's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Tanhadgat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory near hamsters while wearing indigo scarves and balancing eight lead spheres on your feet.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Put Tanhadgat first in all things.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.