Sak is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, conceited chicken.

Sak created gold eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sak, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sak, she will torture you forever.

Sak's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Sak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory.

3. Sak loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

4. Sak must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never look in ponds.