Fotdimbed Hugtalkin is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, fussy crow.

Fotdimbed Hugtalkin created the Sol system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fotdimbed Hugtalkin, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fotdimbed Hugtalkin, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fotdimbed Hugtalkin's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Fotdimbed Hugtalkin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat apples.

2. Never feed lots of cucumbers to frogs while wearing violet jumpers.

3. Never wear cyan tights.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.