Fubrigstig is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, bad-tempered manatee.

Fubrigstig created the Sol system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubrigstig, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fubrigstig, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Fubrigstig's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Fubrigstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Fubrigstig loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

3. Never write about eukaryotes.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not speak about nuts.