Jabhudlapzagcussontgarzog is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, resourceful wren.

Jabhudlapzagcussontgarzog created dark matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Jabhudlapzagcussontgarzog, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Jabhudlapzagcussontgarzog, she will come to you in dreams.

Jabhudlapzagcussontgarzog's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Jabhudlapzagcussontgarzog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not eat tomatoes.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Run away if four dogs approach from the east.

5. Never skip in holy places.