Japsittip is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, awe-inspiring coyote.

Japsittip created the Sunflower Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Japsittip, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Japsittip, she will turn you into a dog.

Japsittip's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Japsittip's Holy Commandments

1. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Japsittip in the centre of the settlement.

3. Japsittip loves snakes, so they must be respected.

4. Retreat if five shrews approach from the south.

5. Never chant in the presence of otters.