Rengetyik is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, self-confident swallow.

Rengetyik created everything that exists three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rengetyik, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Rengetyik, it will turn you into a duck.

Rengetyik's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Rengetyik's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Do not speak about spinach.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never talk about doves.