Nillhoglun is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, competent chinchilla.

Nillhoglun created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillhoglun, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nillhoglun, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Nillhoglun's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Nillhoglun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics near swans while wearing red shoes and balancing five copper spheres on your feet.

2. Never sing near bats.

3. Never wear pink trousers.

4. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Nillhoglun in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never talk about spacetime near mites while wearing fawn scarves.