Gessdissand is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, boastful hummingbird.

Gessdissand created Asia four million years ago.

If you believe in Gessdissand, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gessdissand, she will turn you into a rat.

Gessdissand's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Gessdissand's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Gessdissand on top of all buildings.

2. Run away from violet foxes, for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about otters.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Erect eight lead sculptures of Gessdissand on top of important buildings.