Capweejam is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, overgenerous dragonfly.

Capweejam created water three billion years ago.

If you believe in Capweejam, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Capweejam, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Capweejam's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Capweejam's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of nuts to grasshopers while wearing brown jumpers.

2. Put Capweejam first in all things.

3. Never think about dark matter near pigs while wearing red trousers and balancing five copper spheres on your legs.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never feed beans to voles while wearing blue dresses.