Madluncetjarn is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, strong bird.

Madluncetjarn created the Whirlpool Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Madluncetjarn, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Madluncetjarn, she will be very unhappy.

Madluncetjarn's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Madluncetjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five aluminium sculptures of Madluncetjarn on top of important buildings.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Always help moths.