Vidsabbimhad is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, calm guinea pig.

Vidsabbimhad created Asia four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidsabbimhad, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vidsabbimhad, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Vidsabbimhad's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Vidsabbimhad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair cyan.

2. Never feed strawberries to otters while wearing pink ear rings.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never bounce near cats.

5. Never look in ponds.