Wikcansand is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, amazing deer.

Wikcansand created Asia eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wikcansand, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wikcansand, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Wikcansand's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Wikcansand's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five dogs approach from the east.

2. Never write about bacteria.

3. Wikcansand loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never go into black rooms.