Jamvonrut is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unfair beaver.

Jamvonrut created an atom seven million years ago.

If you believe in Jamvonrut, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Jamvonrut, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Jamvonrut's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Jamvonrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling space.

3. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

4. Hide from violet monkeys for they are unholy.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.