Pansandlig Bonrenzod is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unjust meerkat.

Pansandlig Bonrenzod created light two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pansandlig Bonrenzod, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Pansandlig Bonrenzod, it will not invite you to parties.

Pansandlig Bonrenzod's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Pansandlig Bonrenzod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.