Lagrenfly is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, omnipotent fairy.

Lagrenfly created Asia four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lagrenfly, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lagrenfly, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Lagrenfly's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Lagrenfly's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Lagrenfly in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not shave your hands.