Bafdavtonk is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, duplicitous faun.

Bafdavtonk created an electron two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bafdavtonk, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bafdavtonk, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Bafdavtonk's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Bafdavtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Bafdavtonk's priests.

2. Always treat birds with great respect.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Retreat if three foxes approach from the north.