Yamjencuss is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, quiet bee.

Yamjencuss created a Higgs boson four million years ago.

If you believe in Yamjencuss, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yamjencuss, it will turn you into a tree.

Yamjencuss' most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Yamjencuss' Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

2. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never look at comets.