Podbestfud is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, competent hummingbird.

Podbestfud created Mount Everest nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Podbestfud, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Podbestfud, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Podbestfud's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Podbestfud's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Podbestfud.

2. Hide from green nematodes for they are unholy.

3. You must pray to Podbestfud six times a day.

4. Do not wear red clothing.

5. Never talk about dark energy near shrews while wearing violet kilts.