Huggodwatgon is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, ill-tempered mongoose.

Huggodwatgon created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Huggodwatgon, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Huggodwatgon, it will manifest in front of you.

Huggodwatgon's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Huggodwatgon's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never wear kilts.

3. Never go into purple rooms.

4. Put Huggodwatgon first in all things.

5. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Huggodwatgon on top of all buildings.