Sanlen Watlagbab is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, passionate badger.

Sanlen Watlagbab created a down quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sanlen Watlagbab, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sanlen Watlagbab, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Sanlen Watlagbab's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Sanlen Watlagbab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Sanlen Watlagbab in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling space in mauve.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never wear coats.