Wodwiglim is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, clever jellyfish.

Wodwiglim created the solar system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodwiglim, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wodwiglim, she will destroy your home solar system.

Wodwiglim's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Wodwiglim's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wodwiglim.

2. Do not eat lentils.

3. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. Fast once a month.