Kenwabbest is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, awesome dog.

Kenwabbest created parasitic wasps six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kenwabbest, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kenwabbest, she will turn you into a sheep.

Kenwabbest's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Kenwabbest's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. You must love Kenwabbest.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.