Jigfadzod is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, all-powerful manatee.

Jigfadzod created the Whirlpool Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Jigfadzod, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Jigfadzod, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Jigfadzod's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Jigfadzod's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Jigfadzod in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never feed spinach to grasshopers while wearing fawn tights.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Erect five platinum sculptures of Jigfadzod on top of important buildings.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.