Genkopbam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, sage badger.

Genkopbam created oxygen three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Genkopbam, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Genkopbam, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Genkopbam's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Genkopbam's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Genkopbam's priests.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. You must pray to Genkopbam eight times a day.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.