Rap is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, tranquil fish.

Rap created silver three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rap, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rap, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Rap's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Rap's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of wheat to eagles while wearing blue coats.

2. Never talk about spacetime.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Never talk about special relativity near sharks while wearing fawn ear rings.