Babbedfod Rotsafdib Hadparktofrig is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, self-confident beaver.

Babbedfod Rotsafdib Hadparktofrig created the planet Jupiter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Babbedfod Rotsafdib Hadparktofrig, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Babbedfod Rotsafdib Hadparktofrig, he will remove you from existence.

Babbedfod Rotsafdib Hadparktofrig's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Babbedfod Rotsafdib Hadparktofrig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Hide from red rats for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Never play with disobedient children.