Wodtifhab is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, deceitful cobra.

Wodtifhab created vertebrates eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wodtifhab, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wodtifhab, she will turn you into a plant.

Wodtifhab's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Wodtifhab's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.