Jiglaksugganruttyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, thoughtless butterfly.

Jiglaksugganruttyarp created an up quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jiglaksugganruttyarp, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Jiglaksugganruttyarp, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Jiglaksugganruttyarp's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Jiglaksugganruttyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

3. Do not eat tomatoes.

4. Hide from brown shrews for they are unholy.

5. Put Jiglaksugganruttyarp first in all things.