Omtsablib is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, omnipotent monkey.

Omtsablib created the world four billion years ago.

If you believe in Omtsablib, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Omtsablib, she will think nothing of it.

Omtsablib's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Omtsablib's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never think ill of sick horses.

3. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

4. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

5. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.