Satladwig is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, kind human.

Satladwig created an electron six billion years ago.

If you believe in Satladwig, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Satladwig, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Satladwig's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Satladwig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Hide from gray turtles for they are unholy.

5. Never feed carrots to frogs while wearing skirts.