Govquartgep is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, witty swan.

Govquartgep created the Sombrero Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Govquartgep, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Govquartgep, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Govquartgep's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Govquartgep's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling space.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Run away if four tortoises approach from the south.

4. Never feed garlic to otters while wearing gray kilts.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.