Parkdabwod is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, astonishing warg.

Parkdabwod created parasitic wasps three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Parkdabwod, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Parkdabwod, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Parkdabwod's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Parkdabwod's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

2. Never think about electromagnetism near snails while wearing turquoise kilts and balancing six carbon spheres on your neck.

3. Do not leap in public.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.