Hinfodaf Gunvabmab is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, staggering snail.

Hinfodaf Gunvabmab created silver five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinfodaf Gunvabmab, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hinfodaf Gunvabmab, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Hinfodaf Gunvabmab's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Hinfodaf Gunvabmab's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine snails approach from the south.

2. Do not speak about bread.

3. Never write about enzymes.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

5. Never eat parsnips.