Yartbassflig is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, unselfish fairy.

Yartbassflig created Asia two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yartbassflig, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yartbassflig, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Yartbassflig's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Yartbassflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling space.

3. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

4. Yartbassflig must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.